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Septembar 2010

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Predstojeći rođendani

11.Septembara: strange.invader - 26 god.
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12.Septembara: 19ziko88 - 22 god.
14.Septembara: frencky - 37 god.

Vic dana

Apsolutno neatraktivna žena ulazi u robnu kuću s dvoje dece i urla na njih. Čovek na ulazu joj kaže:
– "Dobro jutro, gospođo! Imate divnu decu. Da li su blizanci?"
A debela, ružna žena prestane da viče, podigne nos i odgovori:
– "Naravno da nisu. Stariji ima devet, a mlađi sedam godina. Zašto misliš da su blizanci? Zar izgledaju isto?"
– "Ne, nikako! Samo ne mogu da verujem da je neko spavao sa vama dva puta."

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